New newbies be reading and stuff here; Our heroine had successfully battled her way out of the jungle, but has slowly eased herself over a waterfall. Shocked at the shocking state of her, she resolves to do without sugar for 100 days.

And that you all should hear about it, you random chance delightful vanilla favoring people.

Now read on…

So, I was having lunch with a clever friend called Naomi. And she suggests that I should go off carbs for two days and then revert back for the five.

This pleases me very much, mainly because it will mean I get to eat and not cry at the same time.

If you hate this idea put that hate in the comments, people. Gwan gwan gwan, my life is empty and I am really shallow.

This has more depth, for instance.